Did you see any of the Transformers movies because you wanted an engaging plot with a wide array of diverse characters? No! You went because you wanted to see a bunch of robots beat the ever-loving crap out of each other. Lucky for you, now you can watch all three movies in just 20 minutes without any of the bullshit dialogue that no one cared about in the first place, and certainly without Shia Labeouf…mostly. Sometimes he’s rolling around and crying underneath a robot while it’s killing another robot, but he’s MOSTLY absent.