Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Watches the World Cup in NYC Bars, Pooping on Soccer Ensues

We’re right in the middle of the World Cup, that time every few years when Americans pretend they care about soccer. Not me, though; I can’t hide my lack of give-a-shit about this event. And not Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, either. Conan O’Brien sent the foul mouthed pooch out to Astoria, Queens to watch games with fans of Colombia, Greece, and Uruguay. Naturally, he pooped all over everything in sight.