Rejoice! Here are Two New ‘Anchorman 2’ Trailers

And today sparkles with the sheen of a thousand stars because the latest trailer for this life-altering motion picture has dropped. Strap on a prophylactic and take a look if you dare.

But wait. There’s more. What if I told you there was an additional trailer? Would you stop doing copious amounts of blow and watch that one as well?

You’re goddamn right you would.

December can’t come soon enough.