Why Uncle Jesse From ‘Full House’ Was Actually Pretty Pathetic

Remember when you were a kid and you thought Uncle Jesse was super cool because he played guitar and wore leather jackets? When you look at his life as an adult, he kind of seems like the ultimate loser slacker.

What’s the deal with Danny letting his brother mooch off him like that while he cruised around on a motorcycle?

You’re a sad, pathetic man, Uncle Jesse.

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