Stay Classy New York. That’s the name of the new Will Ferrell-themed bar that just opened up in New York’s Lower East Side and it’s so hot right now.
Will Ferrell memorabilia and paintings decorate the walls.
How many girls are going to get hit on with the infamous pickup line of, “I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back – I want to be on you.”
The concept bar started by Zach Neil & Brian Link pays homage to the memorable characters that the great Will Ferrell brought to life.
Neil explained his vision for the bar:
“This bar is kind of like the place where a 35-or 40-year-old person could come and sit and not be intimidated by loud techno music but still be surrounded by things that are funny and ridiculous and kinda get it. That’s what Will Ferrell has always meant to us.”
Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said, “I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.”
There’s even specialty cocktails appropriately named “The F*cking Catalina Wine Mixer,” “A Whale’s Vagina,” “Your My Boy Blue” and “Smelly Pirate Hooker.”
They need to branch out and sell food. Maybe a whole wheel of cheese? Spaghetti with maple syrup? They could have someone’s mom in the back making meatloaf so everyone can yell, “Mom! The meat loaf! Fuck!”
The bar opened on October 1st, but the real launch party is happening October 23rd, with an Anchorman-themed Halloween party. “Come as Ron Burgundy or a character from the movie get your first drink on the house! Best Ron Burgundy costume wins cash $$!”
They have another special event on October 30th with a Talledega Nights-themed party where you can shake and bake your way to a free drink by dressing like Ricky Bobby.
SO MANY ACTIVITIES!
Sure you planned a pretty nice little Saturday, going to go to Home Depot. Buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, so I don’t know, I don’t know if you’ll have enough time to go to Stay Classy, but you should try.