Here’s A Video Of A 12-Year-Old Girl Beating Up Shia LaBeouf…Or Maybe It’s Sia’s New Music Video. Same Thing, Really.


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People liked Shia LaBeouf when he was in Disturbia and the first Transformers movie, but then he went and got himself stuck in the shitstream that is the rest of the Transformers franchise and literally anything else he’s done. Eagle Eye? Crap. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? Total disappointment. The only thing Shia’s done lately that hasn’t sucked is starring in Sia’s newest music video for her song “Elastic Heart,” and that’s only because the song is good and he spends 5:07 getting the snot beat out of him by a 12-year-old girl.

Come to hate on Shia, stay to watch him get bullied by a child, that’s my motto.