Music Tragedy Avoided As Enrique Iglesias Nearly Cut Off His Hand Grabbing A Drone At A Concert
“Do you know? Do you know…DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE to get your fingers sliced, mistakenly grabbing a drone!???” Doyouknowdoyouknowdoyouknow?”
Poor Enrique Iglesias. The Latin composer of numerous fuego tracks – which never fail to get your hips gyrating in a movement that you kind of think is how people are supposed to Salsa – came close to losing fingers when he grabbed a flying camera drone at a recent concert in Tijuana, Mexico.
If you don’t like blood, or the sight of a heartthrob Latin pop sensations in dire pain, here’s fair warning.
— Joe Bonilla (@JOEBONILLA) May 31, 2015
“Ummmm, ¡Hola!, Enrique…looks like you’re losing a lot of blood, compadre. Maybe we should put this show on hold…?”
No fucking way! You think Enrique Iglesias would ever diss his fans like that? Psshhhhh.
A representative for the singer says in a statement to The Associated Press that Iglesias was “semi-treated” after the accident at the side of the stage to stop the bleeding on Saturday night (May 30). He was advised to end the show but went on to perform for more 30 minutes.
Instead, he uses his own blood to draw a heart on his t-shirt and continues to arouse every female within adequate listening radius for the next 30 minutes! Dedication to the game.
This is the guy brought us hits like ‘Bailamos’, ‘Hero’, and ‘Tonight (I’m Fucking You)’! You just can’t overlook that talent and how serious this could have potentially been for the music industry, guys. What if Enrique could never hold a mic again? I shudder at the thought of him being unable to muster the courage to get back on stage and belt those rhythmic, sexual arousal-themed Latina jams.
I mean, these hip gyrations can leave even your own mother questioning her marriage.
Dude’s an animal. Love to see you’re keeping it 100, Enrique. Get well soon, bro.