Justin Bieber Arrested in Canada for Assaulting Limo Driver

Bieber turned himself in to the police late last night while hundreds of screaming girls provided a backdrop. He is expected to be hit with a “summary offense,” which is the Canadian equivalent of a misdemeanor. 

Toronto police said in late December they were looking into allegations that a member of Bieber's entourage assaulted a limo driver who was ferrying the Canadian pop star and several others. Police said at the time it was unclear whether Bieber was involved.

Bieber emerged from a black SUV wearing a winter coat and a backwards ball cap before being led through a throng of police and reporters. Many waited for his arrival for more than an hour in freezing temperatures.

He was escorted by several police officers — who linked arms to guide him through the mob — and a bodyguard, reports the CBC.

Bieber spent about an hour and a half in the police station before leaving through a back exit.

 

This all does beg the question: If Bieber is deported (which won't happen, but bear with me), and he's charged with beating up a limo driver in Canada—who the hell will have this guy? Is there maybe a long-lost Amazonian tribe that's never heard of him? Go live in the Amazon, dude.