Broke-Ass Rapper Kanye West Wants To Tell You The Sad Story About His Friend Who Is Making $90,000 A Year

Last night, Kanye West went on a rant about his personal finances. Yeezy claims he is in debt to the tune of $54 million, which is a hard number for any rationale human being to sympathize with. In fact, just the other evening he asked Mark Zuckerberg and Silicon Valley tycoons to “invest $1 billion into Yeezy ideas,” which — given his public due diligence — sounds like an investment with a weird ROI.

Last night he fired away on another Twitter rant about his weird financial situation:

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And today he’s back on the subject, but uses an analogy to illustrate how clueless he really is about what is “normal” when it comes to money.

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Teachers getting paid more is nice and all, but CAN WE STOP AND TALK FOR A SECOND ABOUT HOW MUCH GETTING PAID $370 DOLLARS A DAY IS?

https://twitter.com/rachsyme/status/699687512801996800

Kanye… If you’re going to give us a sob story, please try to not give us one about someone making $90,000 a year before taxes. K? Thanks.

Maybe you should start slinging more $40 t-shirts. Or start taking advice from someone who knows what’s up:

‘Atta girl, Suze Orman.