T-Pain And Lil Yachty Drop Brand New Song Called ‘Dan Bilzerian’ And I Hate That I Love It

WARNING: Whether you hate this song or love it, it will be embedded in your brain for the rest of the day. There’s absolutely no way around it. This shit is harder to remove from my head than this pesky herpe sore. I mean. What.

The song is about being “rich as fuck” and the hook consists of the line “I get 10 Brazilians like I’m Dan Bilzerian.” Check it out below. And while you’re listening, scroll through pictures of Dan Bilzerian with droves of women who wouldn’t piss on me if I were on fire.

https://soundcloud.com/stoicville/dan-bilzerian

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.