Now hiring: One person to roll blunts full time for rapper Waka Flocka Flame. Must be able to work nights and weekends. Must know how to masterfully roll a blunt. Travel necessary. Should probably know a thing or two about various marijuana strains.
Health insurance and 401k, TBD.
According to a post on his Instagram page earlier this week, rapper Waka Flocka Flame is hiring a blunt roller for the pretty decent blunt roller salary of $50,000 a year. Remember the days when being a lazy, unemployed stoner was frowned upon? Now it’s a career asset.
The dude who gets this job will be making more than more school teachers with masters degrees in America. Think about how far the stoners of the world have come. It is a beautiful day to be green.
Seth Rogen, of course, is all about it:
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) September 16, 2014