Before we get started I’d like to acknowledge something I’ve noticed recently with this feature: you bros click through on the first item you love and miss out on all the other greatness in this ‘Things We Want: A Gear Guide For Bros’ round up. You should always scroll to the end and check out everything before making any decisions on what you want to TREAT YO SELF to this week!
Some of the stuff I plan on buying for myself (or have already purchased), other things are crazy expensive and I wouldn’t be able to afford them in my wildest dreams. Also, if you know of a product that you think should be featured in my weekly Gear Guide then feel free to hit me up via email at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Vineyard Vines just released all of their new Spring 2017 designs online. You can check out the Full Spring 2017 Catalog Here, or you can just take a moment and appreciate how magnificent this Lacrosse Sticks necktie is (it comes in 4 colors).
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There’s a candle with a unique scent for every state in America, so if you’re feeling homesick or know someone who is then click that ‘BUY TODAY’ button below!!!
Japan’s a weird country, you can’t deny that, but that doesn’t mean they’re not an awesome country as well (they are). They’ve somehow managed to design a lantern that runs on saltwater instead of electricity, and it’s incredible (or at least it looks that way).
Salt and water. That’s all you need to power the Mizusion, a superb quality lamp for emergencies when you don’t have access to ordinary batteries or a regular power supply. Just pour salt and water into top of the light and turn it on. The lamp will run for around 80 hours on a full amount of salt and water, providing illumination of around 2,000 lux.
— LED lantern powered by salt and water
— Around 2,000 lux
— For indoor and outdoor use
— Can be used for around 80 hours
— Size: 95 x 215 x 95mm (3.7 x 8.5 x 3.7″)
— Weight: around 350g (12.3 oz)
— Includes power bar, measuring cup
The PowerRay is an invention that purports to be an underwater fishing drone that essentially acts as a boat capable of trolling lures. The fisherman connects to this drone via a virtual reality headset.
This seems too good to be true but my interest is certainly piqued, and I wanted to share this video with you bros to see what you all thought about it.
Bros, this one’s pretty self-explanatory. It’s a foot massager/roller that you’re capable of using right at the comfort of your own desk. If you’re like me and get in a lot of cardio on a weekly basis then your feet probably hurt as well.
— Ultra-compact foam roller specifically designed to relieve foot aches and pains
— Lightweight and portable size is convenient for the gym, office or on the road
— Dense foam surface helps channel blood directly to the tissue for health and mobility
— Designed specifically to replicate the feeling of a massage therapist’s finger tips
Cards Against Humanity has unleashed its sixth expansion and it might be the most insane addition to the game yet.
The sixth expansion includes..
- 100 completely NEW cards (75 white cards and 25 black cards)
- 12 bonus blank cards (8 blank white cards and 4 blank black cards)
- Professionally printed on premium playing cards (100% compatible with Cards Against Humanity)
This is a limited edition solo run — once they’re all gone they’ll get combined with the other expansions into one giant game — so if you’ve already got other editions you better hop on this now.
You don’t even have to leave your desk to become the kingpin ’round these parts. Beat the workday stress with this mini bowling alley that fits right on your desk. Made of beautiful, all-natural wood, this foot-long alley comes with metal pins and a metal ramp to aim your bowling ball to hit the strikes and save the spares. Work just became a lot more fun.
— Changes between 7 colors automatically
— Transforms your shower’s stream of water into a party
— Installs easily without any batteries or additional tools needed
— Never be caught without a charging cable ever again
— 1.5″ when folded making it ultra portable
— Easy to use and a great pair with external battery packs
— Comes in 9 different colors
Want to hide some cash (or other stuff) on the sly while you’re walking around? Are you looking to keep your money/valuables safe while traveling? This spy belt was made for you.
— The belt is made with English harness leather, which is often used in horse saddles, and the nickel-plated solid brass buckle is so strong it can easily break a car window.
— There are three hidden zipper-closed storage compartments within the belt, which will keep survival gear protected and ready for use.
The belt is stitched together using polyester thread, which is used in the sails of yachts
Do you ever walk through your house and have the lingering sense that something is missing? Or hop in the shower in the morning and go through your bathing routine feeling like every day is the same? I know how to fix that. I know how to make your life complete: this Jeff Goldblum shower curtain
That old school backpack or briefcase feeling like a little too much for your day-to-day? This stylish, sleek felt backpack is perfect for your carrying just your every day essentials, without any of the excess bulk. With adjustable leather straps and a slim, sleek design, this pack fits your tablet or laptop, plus whatever folders or papers you need, without becoming a burden.
— Carry anywhere w/ ease thanks to the portable, foldable design
— Pack bigger bowls for bigger rips w/ the king-size eject-a-bowl
— Wash in the dishwasher for less cleaning hassle
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