The longer days, the brighter sun, the subsiding chill in our bones…warm weather is almost upon us. It can’t come soon enough. I’m so much happier when I get to wear shorts every day, so naturally, I take buying shorts extremely seriously. They need to be comfortable, they need to be fun colors, and what the hell, they should let me jump in the pool at a moment’s notice. The new Ultimate Swim Shorts from Tropical Bros check all of those boxes.
For years, I always leaned towards boring pairs of swim trunks that my fiancee said made me look like a dorky dad. No more. She loves the way I look in Tropical Bros shorts, and your lady will love how you look, too. Just imagine strolling out to the pool in these bad boys and making every head turn. You won’t be able to fend off the ladies for long.
Tropical Bros has always been at the forefront of making us look and feel our best during the precious warm months of the year. Now, they’ve perfected their already-awesome line of swim shorts and made them even better.
This isn’t your typical swim short construction. These shorts offer a ton of support, eliminate chafing, dry quickly, and breeze the legs with an incredibly soft touch. You’ll be just as comfortable at the swim-up bar as you will at a regular bar. These shorts will make your old board shorts feel like “bored” shorts. Here’s what else you can expect when you put on these incredible shorts:
- Athletic compression liners
- 2 deep side pockets
- Quick-dry polyester spandex fabric
- Backed by Tropical Bros Free Exchange Policy
You don’t even need a ticket to a tropical island to enjoy wearing these.
All the pineapples. Tiki drink not included…for now.
You certainly won’t feel blue wearing these, especially after your third margarita.
Stay golden, boys. Even when the cooler is empty.
If you’re a bad dancer, just do what I do and start fist-pumping.
Whether it’s at the pool, beach, or golf course, Tropical Bros has you covered all summer long.
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