Make Your House Smell Like A God Damn Man Lives Inside With Amber and Smoke

amber and smoke

What would Nick Offerman smell like if he were a scent? We’re assuming it’s Amber and Smoke from Paddywax.

Amber and smoke scent has a deep, woodsy, slightly piney aroma and will freshen up any room in your home, your car and even your clothing and linens between washings. It will make your house smell like the inside of a tree’s vagina. Women will walk inside and immediately depants themselves. The scent might even get them pregnant.

Paddywax is based in Nashville, Tennessee and all their products are made in the USA. That’s so American, I’m aroused.


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