If You Owned This Beer Briefcase, When Would You Use It?

Sometimes products pop up and we’re all like “that’s cool, but seriously, when the hell would I need that?”

Here’s the sell from the makers of the beer briefcase on all the reasons one would need a beer suitcase…

Let’s be honest, beer drinking is important business. That’s why it’s important to always show up to a party prepared and organized for the night ahead. When you walk into a party with the Beer Briefcase, everyone will know you mean business! The Beer Briefcase is the safest and most professional way to bring a six pack to a party. Each bottle is safely nestled in its own foam slot that keeps it from hitting its neighbor and breaking. The foam also helps to insulate your brews so they stay icy cold until you reach your drinking destination! This sleek briefcase even comes with a dual combination lock to protect your stash from beer thieves.

Ok but besides the obvious, what are the other uses for this beer suitcase? So far I’ve got…

If you drink at work.
If you want to look classy for a house party.
If Stone Cold returns to WWE and goes corporate.
If you’re stealing beers from a work happy hour.
To wash down the suitcase full of crackers.

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Any other ideas?

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Chris Illuminati is a 5-time published author and recovering a**hole who writes about running, parenting, and professional wrestling.