14 American As F*ck Accessories You Need To Own For This 4th Of July

The 4th of July is the single best holiday in America, and it’s a time for every bro to showcase his finest American Flag apparel. Unlike every other holiday we celebrate, the 4th of July does not have the capacity to let you down. The food on Thanksgiving can suck if you’re eating with strangers, or if someone overcooks the bird. New Year’s Eve is almost always a let down for anyone who doesn’t go to a concert, because NYE parties generally suck donkey balls. But the 4th of July will never let you down.

I like to think that the 4th of July is one of those ‘you get out of it what you put into it’ holidays, where the harder you go on Uncle Sam’s Birthday the better your day will be. That’s why this year I’m bringing you a collection of the finest American Flag Apparel gear options for the 4th of July, because if you turn up for Uncle Sam then Uncle Sam will turn up for you (I read that in some bathroom in D.C.).

Bald Eagle Back-To-Back World War Champs Trucker Hat

Buy It Here: $14.95

 

O’Neill Men’s Murca Boardshort

Buy It Here: $36

 

U.S. Flag by Mighty Wallet

Buy It Here: $8

 

30″x60″ American Flag Beach Towel Collection

Buy It Here: $12

 

Because ‘Merica That’s Why Men’s Tank Top

Buy It Here: $17.99

 

Green Ace ® 6oz American Flag Flask Gift Set in Black Gift Box

Buy It Here: $14

 

The Best Jammypack Freedom Ringer

Buy It Here: $85.99

 

GoPong 8-Foot Portable Beer Pong / Tailgate Tables (American Flag)

Buy It Here: $89.99

 

American Flag Shaderz Retro 80’s Wayfarers

Buy It Here: $7.99

 

American Flag Bandanna

Buy It Here: $7

 

American Flag Zippo Lighter

Buy It Here: $15

 

Sanuk Men’s Sideline Patriot Sandals American Flag

Buy It Here: $21-$60

 

Stance Men’s ‘American Flag’ The Fourth Crew Sock

Buy It Here: $6.29-$18

 

‘Make America Drink Again’ Koozie

Buy It Here: $7.95