14 American As F*ck Accessories You Need To Own For This 4th Of July
The 4th of July is the single best holiday in America, and it’s a time for every bro to showcase his finest American Flag apparel. Unlike every other holiday we celebrate, the 4th of July does not have the capacity to let you down. The food on Thanksgiving can suck if you’re eating with strangers, or if someone overcooks the bird. New Year’s Eve is almost always a let down for anyone who doesn’t go to a concert, because NYE parties generally suck donkey balls. But the 4th of July will never let you down.
I like to think that the 4th of July is one of those ‘you get out of it what you put into it’ holidays, where the harder you go on Uncle Sam’s Birthday the better your day will be. That’s why this year I’m bringing you a collection of the finest American Flag Apparel gear options for the 4th of July, because if you turn up for Uncle Sam then Uncle Sam will turn up for you (I read that in some bathroom in D.C.).