Today we’re going to take a quick look at the best everyday wear athletic shorts for bros. The seasons are officially shifting and it’s time for you to invest in yourself by (1) picking up one or two pairs of new athletic shorts to keep your wardrobe fresh and (2) buying some new athletic shorts to give yourself a little financially-motivated inspiration to get back in the gym, because you want to look cut by the time Summer rolls around.
Seriously bros, it’s getting quite HOT out there and it’s all happening pretty fast. Yesterday the temperature gauges in NYC almost hit 80-degrees Fahrenheit, down here in Florida it was almost 90-degrees, and all across the nation everyone’s sounding the alarm of ‘Spring has officially arrived’. That means it’s time for you to pack up that Winter wardrobe and invest in some new everyday athletic shorts, because I’m guessing the athletic shorts you still have from last year are now permanently tainted with fart stains after a full Winter of you sitting on the couch and playing Halo/Madden. Now let’s take a look at the six best everyday athletic shorts for bros, all of which are affordable, and all of which you should consider purchasing today by following any of the ‘buy it now‘ links down below!
The 6 Best Everyday Athletic Shorts For Bros In 2016
Under Armour Men’s Raid 10″ Shorts (Start At $17 On Amazon)
— 90% Polyester/ 10% Elastane
— Athletic short in stretchy HeatGear fabrication featuring contrast stitching and elasticized waistband
— UPF 30+ protection
Nike Men’s 5″ Phenom 2-in-1 Running Shorts
— Dri-FIT fabric helps keep you dry and comfortable
— Perforations increase airflow
— Built-in shorts with mesh panels deliver breathable support
— Elastic waistband with internal drawcord for a snug, comfortable fit
— Vented hem for full range of motion
Adidas Performance Men’s Essential Short: Your Most Affordable/Reliable Option
— 100% Polyester
— Imported
— Lightweight athletic short featuring elastic waist with internal drawcord and signature three-stripe design at sides
— Contrasting adidas logo at left hem
The North Face Better Than Naked Long Haul Shorts
— 7 inch running short designed for maximum storage
— 360-degree reflectivity for visibility in low light
— Supportive comfort fit waistband with drawcord
— Built-in compressive liner short with pockets
Pearl Izumi Men’s Fly Shorts (Running Shorts)
— 100% Polyester
— Imported
— Spring/Summer
— Zippered back pocket to store your keys, food or music
Transfer Dry built-in liner, 5″ Inseam
Birddogs Shorts: Gym Shorts (Or Board Shorts) For Bros Who Are About That Life
The testimonials from Birddogs’ website say it all:
What does wearing Birddogs feel like?
“Feels like Oscar Meyer decided to get into the gym short game. I always admired well packaged meat. Now I have some.”
– Mack, San Francisco
“Felt like Bob Ross painting a landscape across my groin hinge.”
– Bobby, West Village
“They feel like I just swiped myself into a Tinder gem. She holds true to the pics in person and can’t wait to hold my package.”
– Brian, Soho
“Feels like someone is working a below the deck puppet show on my man parts…”
“…equal parts erotic and exotic, sprinkled with an air of nobility. Everyday is a hump day in my Birddogs.”
– Paddy, London
And now for a little BONUS action….my favorite Golf Shorts on the market.
Adidas Golf Men’s Climalite 3-Stripes
— 100% Polyester
— Flat-front golf short in climalite fabric featuring 3-stripes branding and slanted side and welted back pockets
— Zip fly with hook closure
— Inseam: 10.5″