14 Of The Best Gifts For The Girl Who Has Everything
What do you do when you’re shopping for the girl you feel ostensibly has everything she could ever need? You surprise her with something fun that speaks to her personality, that she wouldn’t have already bought for herself either because she didn’t want to spend the dough, or didn’t realize it existed.
While not all of these picks scoured from Amazon’s online marketplace may not seem romantic at first, gifts don’t have to be themed around any sort of holiday. They just have to be something she’ll enjoy.
So go forth and find something appropriately fun or functional for the apple of your eye, or lady of the moment.
Cuteness comes with a cost (moments later, the author plummeted to her death after launching herself out her window). But seriously, I’ve watched a video of this bank ad nauseam on an Instagram story – the cat adorably emerges to steal a coin with its paw. If she’s a cat person, she’ll be a fan.
For the chick who never quite grew out her high school emo and goth phase, this macabre accessory will crack a smile on even the most apathetic and spiteful of this imaginary, capitalist holiday. Bonus – it can also be used as a Halloween decoration for one month out of the year!
Will she hate you for getting her an ice luge? Possibly. Is she a keeper if she gets excited about it? Hell yeah. The ultimate party gift will give you so many more nights you won’t remember in the most romantic of ways.
Her fridge may be stocked with champagne and her apartment with candles but does she… have a champagne scented candle? This festive addition will combine a few of her favorite things in one convenient, one-click purchase package.
Bring the party to her with a karaoke mic that’s a good enough excuse to host a party. Plus it’s compatible with most Bluetooth devices. Taste in music or musical talent unfortunately not included.
A day drinking suit complete with hood, pom poms and hearts? Now that’s a winner. This cozy casual will become part of her “I’m here to get inebriated” wardrobe, especially since it’s not going to warm up any time soon on the East Coast (thanks, Phil – you worthless groundhog).
In terms of exciting gifts, this gem has it all. It’s not only a worthy kitchen and entertaining tool, but can also fit into the luxurious “self-care” category. Because she deserves to enjoy a watermelon keg any time she damn wants.
For the girl who isn’t really that into the usual flowers and boxes of chocolates, give her the gift of candied bacon. Yes, you could follow a Pinterest recipe to make your own damn masterful bacon creation, but buying them is so much easier and these are almost guaranteed to taste better.
If she’s constantly lamenting about not being able to transform the space in her rental without losing her security deposit, consider a removable sticker wall mural. It’ll look cool as hell and she can easily remove it (with no damage) when she moves out. It can also cover up unsightly statement walls or any apathy concerning painting.
Give her the taste of brunch in gummy form with two of her favorite things combined. Not only is it sweet to display, but will make you the real MVP when paired with glasses of the real thing.
Is she the kind of girl that meticulously arranges and takes great pride in her bar cart? Serve up some design inspiration with a book on styling them. Bonus points for including some new bottles to display on the aforementioned cart.
Give her an elevated version of the beloved red Solo cup with this copper set. It’s a nod to your party past (or present) while still holding yourself to a certain aesthetic. Kind of like your acknowledgement of your death grip on youth while still realizing we have to grow up at some point.
Save her and her arms a trip to the grocery store with any variety of La Croix available off Amazon pantry. Whether she drinks it to avoid booze or combines it with enough vodka to kill off any chance of scurvy, everyone appreciates this trendy seltzer in spades.
For the science nerd that also loves design, this cool barometer lets you know what’s in the forecast. “The appearance of the liquid transforming from clear to cloudy to crystal flakes predict whether the weather will be clear, cloudy, or filled with thunderstorms.” Sounds appropriately moody to me.
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