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Having a beard can feel like a chore. As a fellow grizzled gentlemen, the trick, for me at least, is to think about it like a lawn. If you want that scrubby shrubbery on your face to look good, you have to trim it, wash the crumbs out of it, condition it, and brush it. Otherwise, you’ll look like you just spent the last seven years on a desert island banging coconuts together and eating lizards. Yum?
Let’s be real: Even us hirsute men are a vain species, and part of the joy of having a beard is the compliments you get on it. Therefore, you need to feel that face foliage soft and feathery, ready to be clutched and fondled by a pinch-happy grandma that hasn’t seen you in a while at a moment’s notice.
That’s where Geologie’s Hair Co-Wash comes in. It’s a one-stop shop for a great looking beard.
I’ve used it all in the beard game over the years: Beard oils, beard balms, beard jellys, beard conditioners, beard shampoos. I’m going to be real with you: There’s a lot of trash out there in the beard product game. There’s also a lot of unnessecary junk that doesn’t have a lot of functionality. Sure, it might help your beard look shiny after you massage it in, but it’s sold in a way designed to nickel and dime you. It’s an upsell to seperate you from your hard earned money. You just sort of start accumulating it over the years and, the next thing you know, your bathroom drawers and medicine cabinets are full of it.
I’m sick of all the clutter. I don’t need a drawer and cabinets full of smelly beard products that become an afterthought after a couple of uses. I like a simple solution to keep my mane conditioned and soft. Geologie’s Hair Co-Wash is about as simple as you get: Get your beard wet in the shower, throw a dollp on your fingers, lather up your beard as you would your hair for a minute or so, then rinse it out like a regular shampoo.
Easy peasy.
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Here’s how Geologie’s Co-Wash is a beard secret weapon to make you chin spinach less wild.
- Gentleman’s Low-Foam: It’s like a whisper, not a shout. Keeps your face-fuzz from feeling like you dragged it through a desert. Moist, frizz-free, and definitely not dramatic.
- The Lazy Man’s Dream: Ever wished your beard could be less… needy? Extend those wash days. This gives you the power, my friend. Groom less, laze more.
- Beard Boot Camp: Packed with protein, it’s like sending your beard to the gym while you sit back with a beer. Strengthen, rebuild, and get it in shape, all without breaking a sweat.
- Real Ingredients, No Nonsense: No junk. No chemicals you can’t pronounce. Just the good stuff. It’s loaded with the stuff that keeps your beard hairs conditioned and your face underneath your beard moisturized, including: Avocado oil, coconut oil, Vitamin B5 (panthenol), and squalane – a moisturizer that softens hair and makes your scalp nice and healthy.
Here’s what my beard looks like after a couple days:
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So, which one suits your wild whiskers? There are two options, both available to buy over on Geologie.com:
Cooling Hair Co-Wash: For the fellas who want that ‘I just scaled a mountain’ sensation. Tea tree and menthol give a tingle, perfect if you’ve got hair that’s finer than your wit.
Smoothing Hair Co-Wash: More the ‘tame the beast’ type? Avocado and coconut oils have got you. Ideal for those with hair so thick and wild, it’s got a mind of its own.
Give it a go, lads. Even if it’s just to make the shrub look sharp and well manicured, just like that lawn you love so much.