These Horn-Shaped Coffee Mugs Are The Most Pompous Thing Ever And Therefore Absolutely Awesome

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How many coffee cups do you see each day? Don’t count the cups in your own hand. I’m talking about coffee cups held by friends, co-workers and complete strangers. Probably hundreds, right? You see so many coffee cups in the hands of other humans it doesn’t even register in your mind anymore.

Now, what if you saw someone sipping coffee from a horn? You’d remember that moment forever and either think “that’s the most douchebag move ever” or “I gotta get me one of those!”

Get you one of those!

“GOAT Mug is a one-of-a-kind coffee mug that was inspired by the first coffee discovery. Its horn shape is a dedication to goats that discovered this elixir of life and it also lets you drink the very last sip. It comes with a set of 2 straps that allow you to carry your coffee, but at the same time reply to a couple of e-mails and carry around your newspaper.”

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The mug is easy to carry and 100% leak proof and it’s boss as hell.

Be the GOAT! Drink your foo-foo coffee like a damn man.


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Chris Illuminati is a 5-time published author and recovering a**hole who writes about running, parenting, and professional wrestling.