Never Risk Getting A DUI Again With The Pocket-Sized DrinkMate Breathalyzer

Bros, the LAST THING YOU EVER WANT TO HAPPEN in your life is getting a DUI. Not only would you be considered a terrible human being for driving drunk and endangering the lives of everyone on the road, but you’ll get hit with a massive financial pain in the ass. They say the average DUI costs $10,000, so in the grand scheme of things this pocket-sized portable breathalyzer that only costs $31 is cheap as hell, and you can’t afford to pass up this deal:

DrinkMate makes it simple to make smart decisions while you drink. Not even two-inches long, this tiny yet robust breathalyzer slips into your pocket or hooks onto your key ring so you can easily pull it out when duty calls. Just blow into the end and a few seconds later the app on your smartphone will reveal your approximate blood alcohol content—so you never call an ex, send the wrong email to your boss, or worse, ever again.

— Powered by your phone’s Lightning port so you don’t have to worry about batteries
— Measures at an accuracy of +/- 0.01% BAC, at a BAC of 0.02%
— Maxes out at 0.20% BAC
— Works via a custom-made semiconductor-based sensor
— Designed without a mouthpiece to be compact & hygienic
— Connects you w/ friends if you choose, to help you make smart decisions

Click Here To Buy Your Portable DrinkMate Breathalyzer Today!!!

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