Channel Your Inner Badass With This ‘Savage American’ Shirt From American AF

Savage American

How awesome will you feel after putting on this Savage American shirt (or tank) from American AF? Check out this user review.

“As soon as I put it on, my house started shaking. I walked outside and saw 1776 bald eagles sitting on my roof. They all in perfect unison saluted with their right wing. I saluted back and they screeched the anthem then flew off. In the sky they made an American flag with their formation. It was beautiful.”

That was god damn beautiful.

If you’re still not convinced, you must be dead. My condolences.

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