This ‘Squints’ Sandlot Tank Will Get That Hot Lifeguard’s Attention, We’re Sure Of It

Hitting on female lifeguards is as American as apple pie, fireworks and workplace shootings.

No one had more game with lifeguards than Michael “Squints” Palledorous. Now you’ve got game with this awesome “Squints” tank top from American AF.

It’s made from lightweight performance material and printed right in the good ol’ USA.

This unisex tank is also available in a tee shirt when you’ve had too much sun, if you’re going out to a place that requires sleeves, or if your ‘Merican Eagle tee is in the wash.

BUY IT NOW: $29.99

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