12 ‘Things We Want’ This Week: Salmon Leather Wallets, Zombie Shelters, Free Hats, And More!

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Alright, bros, it’s time again for the weekly ‘Things We Want’ feature. It’s a collection of the hottest gear I’ve come across this week. Ranging from items I desperately want in my life to things I’ll never be able to afford, I try and include a cross section of everything here in the ‘Things We Want‘ roundup. If you know of a product that you think should be featured in my weekly Gear Guide then feel free to hit me up via email at cass@brobible.com

Zombie Fortification Cabin — THe Ultimate Survival Structure (Only $79,000)

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I’m sharing this with you bros more as a novelty than anything. I don’t actually lose sleep at night awaiting the impending zombie apocalypse. But if it were to ever happen I’d hope that I could find shelter in this badass Zombie Fortification Cabin from Tiger Sheds. You can find all sorts of images of this zombie shelter by following that link below.

— Upper deck with 360deg vantage point + escape hatch
— Re-enforced slit windows, walls and doors
— Barbed wire surround
— Arsenal storage unit for weaponry
— Garden Section to grow vegetables
— Toilet System
— Kitchen Area with Microwave
— Living area with TV, Xbox and Sound system Turntables

BUY IT NOW: $79,000

The Pax 3 Dry Herb + Extract Vaporizer — The Rolls Royce Of Vapes

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things we want

Bros, since the very first Pax Vaporizer hit the market they have set the standard in excellence. I owned the original Pax, and later the Pax 2. I’ve just recently upgraded to the Pax 3 and I can tell you that this is the best vaporizer on the market for dry herb and for concentrate/extracts, and I can tell you this because I’ve tried most of them.

I could literally spend all day expounding the virtues of this glorious vaporizer, but I know that a lot of you have short attention spans so I’ll keep this brief….You will not find a better dry leaf or extract vape on the market, and you can take that claim to the bank. This is worth the money, and if you’re looking to move away from glass pipes or water pipes this is what you need in your life.

BUY IT NOW: $274

10-In-1 Survival Kit — Comes Packed With Everything You’d Ever Want

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This might be the most comprehensive survival kit I’ve ever seen. It’s the perfect size to keep stored in your car or camping pack, and it has every tool you’d ever need in an emergency situation (saw, knife, whistle, fire starter, flashlight, etc etc). It’s On sale right now, so follow that link below to pick up yours before it’s sold out!


Free Hat From Pesca Muerta!

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In last week’s ‘Things We Want‘ I introduced you bros to my new favorite fishing gear company, Pesca Muerta. I’m hooked, I love their gear, and I was happy to share some designs with you bros. Rarely do I feature the same product/company in back-to-back weeks here, but it just so happens that today marks Pesca Muerta’s 1 year as a company and for this weekend you’ll get a free hat with every purchase of over $50. Pick up a shirt or two, drinkware, something from their collegiate collection, and you’ll get a free hat (any of their hats that you choose) as long as your order is $50 or more. Get on that!


Alaska Salmon Leather Wallets Are Unique And Stylish

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I’ve done extensive coverage on slim wallets here on BroBible. After a while, every time someone emails me about their new ‘game changing minimalist slim wallet’ I stopped paying attention because they started to all look the same…until now. These slim wallets are made out of genuine Alaskan salmon leather, and they’re badass. They also make traditional wallets (bifolds), trifolds, belts, and purses. Check ’em out by following that link below!


Dodecagaon Tactile Toys — Find Your Focus by Fidgeting with 12 Unique Sides ($19.99)

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things we want

Maintaining perfect focus for 40 (or more) hours every week at a desk is downright impossible. That’s okay, nobody expects you to be productive every second. However, for times when you really do need to buckle down but you can’t seem to settle your wandering mind there’s this dodecagon tactile toy. This 12-sided toy features a unique game on each side to occupy your restless fingers while you can stay focused on the mental task at hand.

BUY IT NOW: $19.99 (60% OFF)

Degoo Premium: Lifetime 2TB Backup Plan — Secure Storage & Transfers of More Data Than Any Other Service (95% OFF)

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things we want

— Send files easily to friends via email or link
— Store up to 2TB of data under ultra secure 256-bit AES encryption
— Replicate your backup as you perform it, giving you extra peace of mind
— Perform backup to all of your devices
— Get more storage space than Dropbox, OneDrive, & Google Drive combined
— Keep your backup automatically up to date thanks to automatic file change detection

BUY IT NOW: $59.99 (95% OFF)

ARMOR-X One-Lock Air Vent Car Mount — Navigate Hands Free (48% OFF)

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things we want

— Easy one-lock mounting system locks to your phone & hooks up to the air vent quickly for immediate access
— Cradle rotates 360° for finding the optimal viewing angle
— Includes a click, lock, & release feature for simple yet secure mounting to most vehicle vent blades
— Provides silicon rubber on vent clamp to avoid scratching vent blades
— Compatible w/ all smartphones, even w/ cases on

BUY IT NOW: $12.99

Abcosport Sleeping Bag (38% OFF)

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things we want

— -20ºF temperature rating is ideal for any extreme conditions
— Generous sizing ensures maximum comfort without adding too much extra weight
— Double fill tech provides extra protection to your body
— Polyester fill dries quickly, remains durable, & is non-allergenic
— Zipper weather-stripping design lets you cool off when it gets warmer
— Waterproof design prevents moisture ingress & keeps you warm

BUY IT NOW: $42.99

YETI Hopper™ TWO 30 Soft-Sided Cooler

Yeti Hopper Two


I’m guessing that by now most of you have seen the Yeti Hopper TWO. I’ve recently gotten hands on with this, and by ‘hands on’ I mean that I’ve used the Hopper TWO every single week(end) for the past two months. I’m hooked, and I want to share my enthusiasm for this product with you bros. Upgrades to the Yeti Hopper TWO include the following:

— Tapered body for more comfortable transportation
— Added side zipper for easier loading/unloading
— Wide-mouth design for easier access
— Improved cold-holding power
— Increased visibility

BUY IT NOW: $349

Heavy-Duty Stainless Steel Shears Will Slice Your Meat As Good Any Expensive Knife

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Sharpening kitchen knives is easy but time-consuming. Even sick knives like this one from Guy Fieri dull over time. Instead of knives, have you considered scissors? Yes, scissors.

Are you tired of wildly wielding a meat cleaver anytime you want to cut through some meat? And dangerously missing your fingers with every fling? Well, we have the perfect alternative for you! With Gelindo kitchen scissors, you’ll be able to quickly cut through meat as if it’s butter. Thanks to a spring-loaded mechanism, sharp blade, and ergonomic handle, you’ll greatly cut your prepping time while ensuring your fingers live to see another day.


‘Head In The Game’ Thinks The Key To Being A Clutch Athlete Might Be All In Your Mind

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You’ve heard it a billion times — “practice makes perfect.” If a person wants to excel at anything, especially sports, hours and hours of practice is necessary. But what if the key to athletic success wasn’t just practicing on the field but also on a couch or in a lab?

Common wisdom has held that athletic performance is rooted in genetics and peak physical enhancement of the body but journalist Brandon Sneed has another idea. Mental engineering — training the cognitive process of the brain — presents yet a new level of sports performance, and that athletes, despite already being at the top of the genetic pool, can actually become better.


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