Smell that? That’s water balloon weather, folks. And now that this hose attachment is available for purchase, the game done changed. I’m gonne be honest, I didn’t know wtf I was watching as I scrolled down my Facebook news feed. Was it a simulation of how our lungs work? Or was it the greatest invention in the history of water balloon warfare? Have fun with your Super Soakers when you’re getting pelted head-to-toe non-stop with a barrage of never-ending aqua bombs from above.
Your arm will fall off before you run out of ammo with this breakthrough. This advancement in liquid weaponry calls for a rapid fire slingshot. Like, a gatling gun for getting wet. There aren’t enough balloons in the store to fill. You’d run out in an hour. Aquaman help neighbors and pedestrians who stroll past the place that acquires this elation station.
The video was posted on Facebook and had more than 2.2 million views. In response, women everywhere have thrown away all their white t-shirts. Of course, there will probably be a ban on this in California because of the drought. But, come on, what’s more important? Hydrating and growing crops? Or humbling bros and betches who act like cats when they get slapped with H20 from the tap?
And if Dude Gadgets has sold out, you can just pick up Zuru’s Bunch O Balloons with the Bam Launcher. BOOM.