Who’d Ya Rather: The Undoubtedly Stunning Abigail Ratchford Or The Absolutely Gorgeous Lindsey Pelas?
Are you ready for your mind and penis to short circuit simultaneously? This seemingly simple question has no right or wrong answer, but men could spend lifetimes debating this one query; who’d ya rather, gorgeous Lindsey Pelas or scintillating Abigail Ratchford? Seems like a straightforward inquiry until you see these two goddesses stacked up against one another. It’s the Kobayashi Maru between two awe-inspiring models.
This is the astoundingly arousing Abigail.
And this is the remarkably luscious Lindsey.
Of course this is a fictional proposition since either one of these angels on Earth wants anything to do with you and your t-shirt with a ketchup stain on the collar and your boxers that you’ve worn for four straight days.
It’s the first photo and I’m already beyond perplexed.
“Left.” Err I mean “right!” Changed my mind, “Left.” Definitely, probably “right.” I give up.
I hope there was no glass anywhere near either one of these stimulating photoshoots.
Sophie’s choice was easier than this decision.
It’s getting harder.
Black & White photos are artsy.
So who’d ya rather? Is it going to be the ravishing Lindsey or the spectacular Abigail? And you can’t say both.
Who would I rather? Well that’s not the question. Plus both the lovely Lindsey and the alluring Abigail follow me on Twitter and I’m not about to put a monkeywrench in either one of my non-existent relationships with the beautiful models. Now stop stalling and answer this impossible question!