Nooooo!!!! Dream Girl Alison Brie Engaged To…. Dave Franco?!
Pour one out tonight for your broken hearts, Bros. One of our favorite chicks in the world — Alison Brie — is officially getting hitched. The lucky man? David Franco, the younger brother of James Franco. The two have been dating for three years, apparently. Somehow, they’ve managed to keep things super hush-hush. I had no idea the two were even a thing, but then again I only casually browse celebrity gossip websites for Kardashian news to troll/piss off all our readers. Did you know that Rob is working out with Kim today?!?!?! Doesn’t get any more Bro than working out with your sister. Can’t wait to post that breaking news on this website for Bros that I work for after I’m done writing this blog.
But back to Brie — The whole world found out last night when she showed up wearing an engagement ring to the L.A. premiere of her new movie, Sleeping With Other People.
Sleeping With Other People stars Brie as a serial sex addict. May it be as GIF-able as the rest of her body of work. Maybe it be better than anything Kylie Jenner has ever put on Instagram.
Alison Brie engaged. In all seriousness, we’re happy for the two. No, really. We are.