Beyonce Spent The Holidays In A Bikini In Iceland Because That’s What The Illuminati Does

The holidays, while fun and games for most of us, were quite different for those who control the world. Rihanna spent hers in Barbados, lapping up the sun in a bikini, while the King and Queen of the world’s Illuminati, Jay Z and Beyonce traveled to Iceland where Queen Bey spent a little time in a pool mocking nature and its silly attempt at the “cold” temperatures up there.

They also did a little snowmobiling and then just for good measure, to make sure we all know who’s really in charge, threw up a little coded hand signal to their co-horts in their secret little club.

Yes, we all bow down to your greatness.