What It’s Like To Go On A Blind Date With A Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model
Sports Illustrated’s 2015 Swimsuit Rookie of the Year is BroBible’s new best friend, Kelly Rohrbach. Since we contributed to her landing this title, we figured it was only right for us to get something out of it. So, we did what any sane person would do, and forced her to hang out with us. If I can’t leverage this job to pressure supermodels into having a beer with me, what am I even doing this for, ya know?
I always assumed most supermodels were basically beautiful aliens with no personality, and was prepared for this meeting to be exceptionally dull. But when I showed up and the first thing she did was explain that she was wearing a tank top with ink all over it because she mistakenly put a pen in the dryer, I knew this was a girl after my own heart and hanging out with her would be anything but boring.
I was really hoping Kelly would suck – people who are good looking AND cool are too much for me to handle. Unfortunately, she was awesome. There’s no justice in the world.
It’s only a matter of time before everybody knows her name, so check out the video and fall in love with her just like I did… But stay the hell away from her because she’s ALL MINE.