Words really can not express how badly my 14-year-old dick wanted to get inside Britney Spears. There’s the almost unfathomable horniness of a teenage boy, coupled with Spears’ school girl outfit from the Baby One More Time video and I … there was a reason TRL came on before people’s parents were home from work.
Of course, times change and tastes mature, but I’m happy to announce I will, tonight, be getting off to Britney Spears, thanks to these new lingerie photos she dropped online.
Get ready, dick. We’re taking a trip down memory lane.