Cara Delevingne Is Single Now, Bros … But She’s Also Unfortunately Probably Still A Lesbian
Bros! I have learned so much today. Allow me to list it all:
1. Cara Delevingne is a lesbian (I did not know this, but this is cool).
2. St. Vincent is the name of a woman and not a band (I always thought it was a band).
3. Cara Delevingne and St. Vincent were dating.
4. Cara Delevingne and St. Vincent just broke up.
While it’s cool she’s single (we always like to entertain the ever so faint notion that a celebrity might one day sleep with us), she is probably not for gents. Delevingne just reasserted her sexuality to Vanity Fair:
Cara says she felt confused by her sexuality as a child, and the possibility of being gay frightened her. “It took me a long time to accept the idea, until I first fell in love with a girl at 20 and recognized that I had to accept it,” she explains.
“But I have erotic dreams only about men. I had one two nights ago where I went up to a guy in the back of a VW minivan, with a bunch of his friends around him, and pretty much jumped him.”
I’d be fine with that.