This has been quite a month for one of our favorite models slash social media savants Chrissy Teigen. First, she headed back to Washington to visit her old high school, sharing an old cheerleading pic along the way. While she was there she, her husband John Legend and daughter Luna threw out the first pitch at a Seattle Mariners game. Then she got into a Twitter conversation with those same Mariners about renaming the ballpark after her, which the team hilariously considered.
Now, Teigen is on the cover of this month’s Marie Claire magazine. Why is she on the cover of this month’s issue? I truly have no idea other than just that she’s awesome and they decided, why not?
Another reason could be the fact that anytime Chrissy Teigen gets near a keyboard or an interview you never know what she’s going to say, but you can be 100% sure it will be entertaining. Which was exactly what happened when she sat down to talk to the magazine.
On the one part of her body she didn’t think John ever saw: “John and I had a double date, and we were joking around, and I go, ‘John’s never seen my butthole.’ And John says, ‘Are you kidding? Every time anyone does anything doggy style, you see a butthole. I see it every time.’ I was like, ‘We are never doing it doggy style again.'”
And there you have it…more than you ever wanted to know about Chrissy Teigen’s sex life. I just want to know in what world does the topic of one’s butthole come up in casual conversation? Oh yeah, Chrissy’s world. Love it.
Of course Teigen wasn’t done with her brutal honesty…
On being too honest: “I’m the person who had the fake ID in high school and college, and I would show it and be like, ‘I’m sorry; it’s fake,’ and run off. I don’t know if it’s way too honest or way too anxious–maybe it’s a combo of both.”
And despite working on Lip Sync Battle, there’s one thing you’ll never see her do…
“I can’t dance. I don’t take choreography very well. I will twerk.”
Never change, Chrissy. Never change.