A London office took a break from talking about the weather and Karen’s cats to enjoy a nice little fuckfest take place in the city’s Motel One. According to Mirror, the couple was filmed boning for 20 minutes while pressed up against a window. 20 minutes, Jesus. I’ll have what he’s having. Obviously, we can’t make out much of what the girl looks like through the distance and the pixels, but she looks to have long hair and four limbs so she’s a-okay in my book. It sucks that Milton couldn’t enjoy the show, being in the basement of the office and all, but no doubt in my mind he’s whacking it to some cartoon porn down there.
