Couples Reveal Whether Or Not They Would Have A Threesome

Ah, the threesome question. Many go through their entire relationships without broaching the subject in fear their partner will take it the wrong way. We can’t scroll through one page on PornHub without like 8 threesome thumbnails, resulting in a manifestation of a threesome fantasy. A fantasy that often stays that way, a fantasy.

For many, there is simply too much that goes into it–finding a suitor both of you are cool with without pointing at human on the subway, actually acquiring the business, drawing lines in the sand for what’s acceptable and what isn’t, actually performing after all the hype while allocating enough loving to both parties, combatting that awkward 5 minutes after you bust and before the person leaves your lives forever, and most importantly, diffusing the inevitable jealousy that follows.

If you can make it through those stages of the threesome process, it has the potential to be a wildly sexual and unifying experience. If not, you’re in for a sludgy, uphill battle. Failing to do a proper cost/benefit analysis before entering into a polygamous experience could be a death sentence for some couples. If that’s the case, make sure you got that other girl’s number before she leaves for a quick and easy rebound.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.