Cristiano Ronaldo Played Wingman And Set His Former Teammate Up With Russian Model

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Irina Shayk. Kim Kardashian. Paris Hilton. Gemma Atkinson. My girlfriend, probably. Cristiano Ronaldo historically hasn’t had the slightest trouble pulling anyone he desires from anywhere in the world.

The 32-year-old is now evidently trying to spread the wealth to his friends. What a man of the people.

According to the Sun, the Real Madrid star set up his former Los Blancos teammate–James Rodriguez–with one of the most beautiful Russian models on the planet, Helga Lovekaty. The three of them were at a party when Ronaldo broke the ice for Rodriguez, who is currently in the first season of his two-year loan stint at Bayern Munich.

Since the two met they have exchanged a series of likes on social media, with Lovekaty congratulating Rodriguez on helping lead Colombia into next summer’s World Cup in Russia. In 2017, that’s basically fucking.

It should be noted that Rodriguez is no slouch, as he’s consistently been dubbed one of the best players of his generation. And he looks like a goddamn Calvin Klein underwear model. But, to catch the attention of someone like Helga Lovekaty, you probably need more than washboard abs and a golden foot. A little help from the best player in the world will definitely put you over the top.

Now, the moment we’ve all been waiting for. Picture time.

Sweet baby Jesus.

[h/t the Sun]

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