Danica Patrick’s Hot As A Firecracker Independence Day Bikini Photo Is Reason #3454 This Country Is Amazing
While the rest of you were busy watching firework displays (seen one, seen ’em all) I was busy watching Danica Patrick’s Instagram account waiting for an Independence Day bikini shot. I was rewarded without having to give up fake “ohhhhs and ahhhs!”
Speaking of making noise, her July 4th photo made me red, white and blue a load all over my computer screen. Not just because she’s looking fine but because there are two of her in the photo. I got worked up thinking of a Danica Patrick threesome. Then I got soft thinking about getting turned down by not one but TWO Danica Patricks.
That would red, white and blow.