Don Marijuana, The Dan Bilzerian Of Weed, Had A Better Super Bowl Party Than You

Don Marijuana is known for being the “Dan Bilzerian of Weed” because he flaunts his wealth on Instagram and he often utilizes buxom models and a lot of cannabis to hammer home the point that he believes his life is far better than yours.

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Marijuana Don is AKA Big Mike, AKA Michael Straumietis, runs Advanced Nutrients, “the world’s #1 selling hydroponics nutrients for medical marijuana and cannabis growers.”

Like most of us, Big Mike threw a Super Bowl 50 party, but unlike most of us the girl-to-guy ratio and guy-to-weed ratio was unbelievably favorable.

I call blue balls, my right pocket.

Sweet dreams are made of these.

Yeah, that was a smidge better than my Super Bowl party.