A Drunk Dude Got To Rear End Jennifer Lopez, But Unfortunately This Isn’t About Sex



No, it’s about the ever dangerous habit of drunk driving. Don’t drink and drive, because while it may lead you to tapping the back of J. Lo, you’ll be hitting her car and not her ass.

Here’s what The Lope posted to Instagram.

Sitting at a light, Riding high right before some drunk fool rear ended us in my new whip!!! Thank god everyone ok!!! #GRATEFUL #THANKYOUGOD #DontdrinkandDrive!!!! #cursedthatfoolout #theBronxcameout #dontmesswithmycocnuts #mamabear #leahstayedcalm #thatwasweird

Yes. Don’t mess with her cocnuts. Whatever that means. Also, don’t drink and drive.

[H/T Vulture]