Mesmerizing Emily Ratajkowski Sends Out Nude Christmas Cards, Or Should We Say XXX-Mas Cards
What’s the typical Christmas card you get? A card from your married friends with their snot-chugging kids on it? Maybe your nana sends you a Yuletide card that you don’t even read and greedily flip to the side so an archaic check for $25 gently floats into your grubby little hands. While those are nice, scintillating Emily Ratajkowski’s Christmas card game is on point because she sends nudes.
Like a dopey 4-year-old kid, heavenly Emily created her own holiday cards this year. And wisely, Miss Ratajkowski stuck to what she knows – being hot, sexy, and naked.
Emily gives the deets on her XXX-Mas cards to Vogue:
“I took these photos over the course of the year on my phone and a disposable camera in spaces that are important to me. I’ve always been interested in the power of place and the idea of home and how it effects identity. These are sort of self-portraits in that way. They’re related to a series of collages I started in college around the same themes and aesthetics.”
YADA. YADA. YADA.
Enough words, here’s the nakey pic.
But don’t expect to receive this blessed holiday greeting from EmRata because she’s only sending her special card to five people who she is close to.
Whatever. I’ll make my own Emily Ratajkowski Christmas card with these hot photos and send it to myself.