SWEET BABY JESUS! You Must Check Out This Super Zoomed-In Thong Picture Emily Ratajkowksi Posted On The Beach

Emily Ratajkowski, in my correct opinion, is the hottest woman in the world. The only one who may have a shot at edging her out is your mother, but even then, it’s a toss up. Robin Thicke is a giant tool but I have to tip my cap to him for featuring her in the Blurred Lines video, catapulting her to superstardom and into my life.

The 25-year-old is so hot that I’m pretty sure she just gets paid to be on exotic beaches. Today was no different, as she posted a scorching hot Instagram picture that features one of her most stunning assets. Emphasis on ass.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BMza6PzjGHb/?hl=en

If you’re more of a GIF kinda guy, I got you.

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Here are several more pictures for you because I care about you bro.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGmzHTwS2aB/?taken-by=emrata&hl=en
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGQNiBWy2cM/?taken-by=emrata&hl=en
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEO2nUuy2d9/?taken-by=emrata&hl=en


https://www.instagram.com/p/BA795sOy2Zv/?taken-by=emrata&hl=en

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to take a quick restroom break.

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