Bros! Emma Watson Broke Up With Her Boyfriend, New Line Forms Here

It’s a Christmas miracle! Emma Watson, at age 24, is once again a single woman as she and her 22 year-old Oxford rugby-playing boyfriend Matthew Janney are dunzo. I never knew what she saw in that guy anyway.

The 24-year-old actress and 22-year-old student, who is reading Russian at Oriel College, uncoupled a month ago but remain friends.

The split, brought about by Ms Watson’s unrelenting work schedule, was described as ‘amicable’ by a spokesman for the actress. Contrary to reports, the pair had not moved in together.

Thanks, Daily Mail! We’ll be sure to get you something for the holidays too!

Okay, everybody, begin your fantasies of ever having a shot with Emma Watson again… NOW.