Eva Longoria In A Sexy Red Bikini? Don’t Mind If I Do

Before checking out Eva Longoria, ask yourself the following questions:

1. Have you ever watched Desperate Housewives?
2. Have you ever heard of Desperate Housewives before question #1?
3. Are you aware that this is Eva LONGORIA and not Eva Mendes?

If you answered those questions with “No, no/yes” and “yes,” then congratulations! You are now permitted to look at Eva Longoria in a sexy red bikini. For those of you who answered incorrectly, you are all also permitted to look at Eva, mostly because I’m just a voice over the Internet and I have no way of checking to see who took the quiz right.

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