Farrah Abraham Has FINALLY Become A Stripper…But Only Because It’s For ‘Research’

When’s Farrah’s birthday? I’m thinking about sending her a dictionary with the word “research” bookmarked. For those of you who are unaware:

Via Google

Right. I don’t think that word means what you think it means, Farrah, unless I’m missing something and the word “research” has grown to mean “I want easy money at a job that doesn’t require any functioning braincells.” There’s no shame in just saying that you’re looking for an easy gig that doesn’t have a very strict dress code, y’know. According to E! News, the Palazio Gentlemen’s Club in Austin, Texas recently hired Farrah as a cocktail waitress, but she decided she wanted more money and requested to be moved up to the stage. Valid enough reason, but nOoOoOooooOOOo. According to her she’s actually there for something else:

“‘I’m doing research,’ the 23-year-old explains to E! News exclusively. ‘A friend of mine works there and I’m researching. I’ve been trying out all the roles that make up a gentleman’s club, including cocktailing and dancing. There’s management and there’s cooking too. It’s job shadowing that I hope pays off. In the same way Jennifer Aniston researched her role as a stripper, that’s what I’m doing. It’s how I get the information to write my books and do my movies. Unfortunately, I’m not free to talk about what those future projects may be. But I’m interested in hearing all the women’s stories. And while I’m doing it, I’m getting paid. I’m getting paid to play a role and get informed.'”

Via E! News

“Research” for books? And movies? Unless she’s talking about more sex tapes, I don’t think Farrrah fully comprehands what a “movie” is either.

Farrah Abraham = Jennifer Aniston?

I don’t think so.

[H/T E! News and Uproxx]