If you were to ask me to list five facts about Gigi Hadid, it would go like this:
- She’s Taylor Swift’s friend.
- She was in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
- She (probably) likes cucumber water.
- She (probably) is young enough that she doesn’t remember when Fight Club came out in theaters.
- She’s (probably) pretty picky about where and when she chooses to eat Smores.
What I’m trying to say here is that I don’t know jack about Gigi Hadid. She falls in that category of models who are famous because they’re really good at being really, really ridiculously good-looking. And today she is really, really ridiculously good-looking on Instagram, every model’s favorite social media network.
No complaints here, Gigi.
Update: I recently learned that she is dating Zayn Malik. I do not know who Zayn Malik is.