Watch The Significantly Hotter Version Of The Lingerie Football League, But With Soccer

Oh and none of this is in English. The only English I heard in the entire video was the phrase “sports girl breast bump,” so I can only assume that these sports commentators are seasoned veterans of the journalism field. But let’s be honest, it’s not like you clicked this so you could listen to some dude talking shoot-out strategy, you clicked for girls in lingerie chest-bumping each other repeatedly.