Valeria Lukyanova, the self-proclaimed “Human Barbie“, has escaped from her packaging and is racing around town in Corvette showing off new modeling pics on Facebook.
She’s looking pretty thin, so she’s obviously sticking to her diet of “air and light” but just enough air and light because you don’t want to overindulge and then have to vomit it all back up.
There are worse things Valeria Lukyanova could strive to be than a Human Barbie. Those things aren’t really coming to mind right now because her photos are kind of freaking me out. What if this is what women will look like in thirty or forty years? Kind of weird to imagine.
Thankfully, I’m hung like a Ken doll and don’t have to worry about scoring on of these ladies.