It would be super easy for me to go on a long rant on how atrocious Justin Bieber is, and what a pussy he is, but I have a lot of respect for the little turdbag today. After getting into that ridiculously overblown shoving match between him and Orlando Bloom, it seems that the Biebs is coping with the episode quite nicely.
On July 30 Justin posted a photo of Bloom crying on his Instagram, which I must admit gave me a subtle chuckle.
Then on July 31 Australian Victoria’s Secret model Shanina Shaik was on a yacht in Ibiza with Bieber.
— Sydney Confidential (@SydConfidential) July 31, 2014
The pop star posted this photo with Shaik with the caption, “Me and the beautiful @shaninashaik and don’t even start with dating rumors.” Dating doesn’t mean that you can’t fuck? Am I right?
On Aug. 1 Bieber posted a pic of him tightly gripping Kris Jenner with the caption, “@kendalljenner @kyliejenner who’s your daddy.”
On Aug. 2 Kendall Jenner was seen giving Justin a kiss. Which is kind of weird seeing that Bieber just posted a photo insinuating that he fucked her mom and was her father.
Then the “Fuck Orlando Bloom And Fuck The Haters” moment came when Bieber was seen making out with stunning Playboy model Alyssa Acres.
— Stupid little things (@Camii_Bieber1) August 2, 2014
Like I said it would be effortless to shit on Bieber, but he’s going out every night and getting 10’s, and game recognizes game. The 21-year-old Acres is a complete smokeshow and these photos from the Wilhelmina beauty’s Instagram show that Bieber has fantastic taste in women.