So the Screen Actors Guild Awards went down last night, which is apparently like the Academy Awards, but not as good. Maybe it’s because of the name. SAG Award just doesn’t sound as prestigious as a Golden Globe Award or an Academy Award. Plus who still uses the word “guild?” This isn’t some RPG fantasy game set in the time of blacksmiths and knights.
The Screen Actors Guild Awards celebrates excellence in cinema and television. But I’d like to celebrate the excellence of tight dresses and deep cleavage.
Captivating Kaley Cuoco wore this zig-zag dress thingy made by someone.
Lusty Sofia Vergara must not have known that this was the SAG Awards and not the Golden Globes.
Gorgeous Eva Longoria gives you a peek.
Khaleesi AKA Emilia Clarke could tame the dragon in my pants.
Emilia’s Game of Thrones co-star Masie Williams is all grown up at the SAG Awards.
Good to see that Carrie Mathison managed to not have a breakdown at the award show.
Racheal McAdams wore this dress that was made by somebody.
I don’t particularly like girls with short hair, but Kate Mara was looking sexy.
Damn Susan Sarandon still got dem titites! There she is just making her daughter Eva Amurri look bad.
One for the Kate Winslet fans.
Laura Prepon from Orange Is The New Black cleans up well.
Diane Guerrero AKA Maritza Ramos on the Netflix’s OITNB enroute to the SAG Awards. I hope there’s straight alcohol in that cup.
YO! Speaking of OITNB, did you know that Jackie Cruz AKA Marisol “Flaca” Gonzales on the show had gigante gazongas like this? Good for her.