Kate Upton Topless In A Shower Just Made One Of Our Dreams Come True

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Kate Upton really is the gift that just keeps on giving.

Man, for weeks we didn’t see or here anything out of Kate Upton and now in the span of just over 24 hours she’s all up in our business bringing the sexy like the good old days.

First, she was showing off her legendary cleavage at some New York Fashion Week event, then she dropped a bombshell semi-topless picture on her Instagram, and now Sports Illustrated goes and hits us with this shower video from her rookie year.

I think something this momentous certainly deserves a little analysis, don’t you?

As you can see, at first Kate isn’t really in the shower, just standing behind it, splashing some water on herself. Pretty good.

Eventually though, as we hoped, Kate does jump into the shower, putting a checkmark on our list of things we never thought we’d get to see.

But this, this is my favorite part. This is the part when Kate decides “to hell with the bikini top” and tosses it aside and wow, uh… I’m going to need a minute here.

Dear God…