Let’s Play ‘What Kinky Shit Did Tori Spelling Do to Save Her Marriage?’

Alright! Let’s play. Watch this clip or skip down to the part where I summarize it because federal regulations state all online games must be in compliance with ADA regulations for the hearing-impaired.

In that video, Tori Spelling is at a marriage counseling session with her husband Dean McDermott and had this to say.

“I did things with you that you wanted me to do, how dare you.”

“I went to a sex store, we did thing that I had never done before because you wanted it. You kept wanting to raise the bar.”

So, readers, it’s time for What Kinky Shit Did Tori Spelling Do to Save Her Marriage?

It’s a two-question quiz. Answer in the comments and the winner will get a BroBible tank.

Question #1

Here’s what we know for a fact. She did things her husband wanted that she’d never tried. That could be a facial or anal. Or it could be some cuckold maneuver, where she let the neighbor fuck her while her husband watched and she’s really mad because she felt he used her love and willingness to try new things to violate her body. What about face fucking? Maybe. Maybe he asked they make a sex tape. That’s always a distinct possibility. Or a threesome. The key is, readers, what things had Tori Spelling yet to try that would leave her this angry? My vote is he made her eat out his ass.

Question #2

What did she buy at the sex store? DVD porn to watch? Lingerie? Weird lube? A cock ring?

Like I said, offer your ideas in the comments. My favorite guess wins.

[Via WWTDD]